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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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Man: THE ANCIENT GREEKS

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BELIEVED IN HEROISM.

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THEIR LEGENDARY HEROES BATTLED
AGAINST INCREDIBLE ODDS,

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NEVER GIVING UP THEIR IDEALS.

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AMBER, THIS NIGHT CLASS
IS A 12 ON THE YAWN SCALE.

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SANDY, shh!
THIS IS INTERESTING.

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NEXT WEEK, CHAPTERS 2 TO 6.

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WHO CARES ABOUT OLD GREEKS

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WHEN THIS CAMPUS IS PACKED
WITH YOUNG HUNKS?

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Amber: SANDY, REMEMBER
WHAT THE PROFESSOR SAID?

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HISTORY IS MADE BY PEOPLE
WHO DO THINGS.

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WHAT DO I DO?
NOTHING.

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NOTHING?
NOTHING?!

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YOU'RE A CANDY STRIPER.
YOU RUN CHARITY FAIRS.

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YOU EVEN TEACH KARATE TO KIDS.
COME ON.

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THE FULL MOON'S OUT --

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THE LOVERS' MOON.

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ARE YOU GONNA WASTE --

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SANDY, LOOK AT THIS. "G.I. JOE
MARTIAL ARTS EXHIBITION."

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THOSE GUYS REALLY DO
MAKE HISTORY.

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LET'S GO IN.

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NOT ME.
I'M GOING HUNK-HUNTING.

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Quick Kick: MARTIAL ARTS ISN'T
JUST CHOPPING AND SOCKING.

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IT'S A DISCIPLINE THAT TEACHES
TOTAL CONCENTRATION.

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HYAH!

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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YAY, QUICK KICK!
YO, JOE!

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NOW, HOW ABOUT
SOME AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION?

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KUNG FU, ANYONE?

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ME! ME!
OH, LET ME DO IT!

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FINE WITH ME, GORGEOUS.

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DON'T WORRY,
I'LL GO EASY.

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WHATEVER YOU SAY.

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UGH!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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[ Panting ]
I SAID I'D GO EASY.

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YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T.

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SAY, YOU'RE MY KIND OF GIRL.
WHERE'D YOU LEARN THOSE MOVES?

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OH, I'VE BEEN
STUDYING FOR --

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AAH!

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GIVE YOU A HAND?

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[ SCOFFS ]
NO, THANKS.

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YEAH, THAT'S
MY KIND OF GIRL.

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WELL, LIKE THEY SAY
IN THE MOVIES,

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B-DUH, B-DUH, B-DUH,
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.

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GORGEOUS!
HEY, GORGEOUS! WAIT!

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THE NAME'S AMBER.

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OH, OKAY. AMBER.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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I'M NOT EASILY TRICKED.

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PERFECTION IS SOMETHING
I'VE LEARNED TO LIVE WITH.

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YOU'RE GOOD.

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SO, HOW ABOUT SOMETHING
TO EAT, THEN MAYBE A MOVIE?

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YOU WANT TO TAKE ME OUT?
YOU'RE KIDDING!

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[ Imitating Humphrey Bogart ]
UH, FRED C. DOBBS DON'T SAY
NOTHING HE DON'T MEAN.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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[ Normal voice ]
HUMPHREY BOGART,

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"TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE."

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Amber: OH, ISN'T IT
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING

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YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

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[ SNORING ]

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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GO, TEAM!

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[ SNORING ]

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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IT'S A FULL MOON AGAIN.

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MY ROOMMATE CALLS IT
A LOVERS' MOON.

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[ Imitating Jimmy Stewart ]
W-W-WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?

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Y-YOU WANT THE MOON?

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JUST SAY THE WORD,

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AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND IT
AND PULL IT DOWN.

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JOHN WAYNE?

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[ Normal voice ] JIMMY STEWART,
IN "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE."

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AMBER, WHAT AM I GOING
TO DO WITH YOU?

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UM...HELP ME
JOIN THE JOE TEAM.

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YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

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YOU HELP PEOPLE EVERY DAY.

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YOU DO THINGS
THAT ARE IMPORTANT.

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I WANT TO DO THAT.
I WANT TO BE A JOE, LIKE YOU.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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SO SOME COBRA CAN BASH IN
YOUR PRETTY FACE?

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UNH-UNH.

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I CAN TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF.

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BESIDES,
IF YOU CAN HANDLE COBRA,

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HOW DANGEROUS
COULD THEY BE?

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PLENTY DANGEROUS, AMBER.
PLENTY.

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[ PANTING ]

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ALL RIGHT.
JUST STAND WHERE YOU ARE.

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TAKE HIM
BACK TO HEADQUARTERS.

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THE JOE SPY HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED
AS GUNG-HO, COMMANDER.

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EXCELLENT. KEEP HIM ALIVE...
FOR THE MOMENT.

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YOUR LASER LASH IS
AN IMPRESSIVE WEAPON, COMMANDER.

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A MERE PLAYTHING, BARONESS,
BUT AN AMUSING ONE.

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COME, I WANT TO DISCUSS
SOMETHING WITH YOU.

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I HAVE NEED
OF A CERTAIN DEVICE

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WHICH G.I. JOE
HAS PERFECTED

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AND WHICH YOU
MUST OBTAIN FOR ME.

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YOU SEE THAT WIENIE ROAST
DOWN THERE?

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IT USED TO BE
OUR ELECTRONICS LAB.

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WHAT COULD HAVE
HAPPENED, DUKE?

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THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE
TO FIND OUT.

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GOING DOWN!

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Baroness: LADY JAYE.
LADY JAYE!

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HELP! HERE!

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DUKE? SCARLETT?
IS THAT YOU?

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WHO'S THERE?

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DUKE? SCARLETT?

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LADY JAYE.

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SHE'S HURT!

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EVERYBODY OUT,
ON THE DOUBLE!

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DUKE, LOOK, A RATTLER.

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FIGURES COBRA
WAS BEHIND THIS.

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THEY WERE AFTER
OUR NEW GUIDANCE SYSTEM.

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THEY DIDN'T KNOW WE MOVED IT
TO JOE HEADQUARTERS.

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THEY'LL BE BACK,
YOU KNOW.

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YEAH, AND WE'LL BE READY.

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[ COYOTE HOWLS ]

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[ Hoarsely ]
UH, I'LL BE FINE, DUKE.

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HONESTLY, I'M OKAY.

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GET WELL, HUH?

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I AM WELL, REALLY.

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HOPE YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND

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DOESN'T HEAR ABOUT THE FLOWERS,
QUICK KICK.

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THE ONLY FLOWERS
SHE'D BE INTERESTED IN

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WOULD BE THOSE WRAPPED
IN ENLISTMENT PAPERS.

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HUH?

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DUKE WANTS US RIGHT AWAY.

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SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG.

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DUKE, INTRUDER IN TUNNEL 13,
HEADING FOR THE MAP ROOM.

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FOLLOW ME.

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LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, FRIEND?

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LET'S SEE WHO COBRA SENT
AFTER US THIS TIME.

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AMBER!

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REALLY!
I JUST WANTED TO JOIN THE JOES!

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SO, YOU THOUGHT
YOU'D BREAK IN?

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QUICK KICK, TELL THEM!

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[ Imitating John Wayne ] WELL,
IF YOU'RE ASKING ME, PILGRIM,

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I THINK WE OUGHT
TO STRING HER UP.

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NEXT TIME YOU WANT
TO JOIN THE JOE TEAM,

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SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER, HUH?

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END OF CRISIS.

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QUICK KICK, GIVE HER
THE NICKEL TOUR.

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[ Normal voice ]
OKAY, BOSS.

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THEN HURRY BACK.
WE GOT TROUBLE.

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GUNG-HO MISSED
HIS LAST TWO CHECK-INS.

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WE'RE CHANGING THE SECURITY
CODE ON THE SkyStrikers.

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NO ONE, ESPECIALLY COBRA,

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CAN GET PAST OUR DEFENSES
UNLESS THEY KNOW THE CODE.

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AND WE CHANGE THE SECURITY
CODE EVERY DAY.

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TONIGHT'S CODE IS 10-6-9.

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THAT SHOULD CUT DOWN
ON UNINVITED GUESTS.

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LIKE ME, QUICK KICK?

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AMBER, WAIT!

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HOW YOU FEELING,
LADY JAYE?

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WE HEARD
YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT.

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OH, I'M FINE.
HOW'S MY SkyStriker COMING?

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SHOULD BE READY IN AN HOUR.

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PERFECT, ALICE.
JUST PERFECT.

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AMBER, PLEASE, STOP!

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YOU'LL LAND US BOTH
IN THE GUARDHOUSE!

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GUNG-HO'S LAST SIGNAL CAME
FROM SOMEWHERE ON SNAKE ISLAND.

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WE THINK HE FOUND THE COBRA BASE
HE WAS LOOKING FOR,

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THEN COBRA FOUND HIM.

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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]

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AMBER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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I, UM...

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MY FAULT, DUKE, SORRY.

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LET'S GO, AMBER. YOU'RE DOWN
TO THE PENNY TOUR NOW.

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DESTRO TO COBRA COMMANDER.

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YOU'RE JUST IN TIME,
DESTRO,

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TO WITNESS MY LATEST STROKE
OF BRILLIANCE.

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YOU PLANNED AN ATTACK
WITHOUT INFORMING ME?!

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NOT AN ATTACK --
SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING.

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WHAT IS THAT MADMAN
UP TO NOW?

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THE LONG-RANGE LASER GUIDANCE
SYSTEM TESTED OUT, DUKE.

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THAT'S GREAT, DOC.

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WITH THIS BABY CONTROLLING
A HIGH-POWERED LASER,

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YOU COULD SHOOT A GNAT
OFF THE RINGS OF SATURN.

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[ CLEARS THROAT ] SORRY,
UH, THOUGHT YOU WERE
STILL IN THE MAP ROOM.

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DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE.

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[ Hoarsely ]
I DON'T TRUST THAT GIRL.

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COME ON, AMBER. I'LL TAKE YOU
BACK TO YOUR SORORITY NOW.

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YOUR THROAT STILL
BOTHERING YOU, LADY JAYE?

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JUST A BIT.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

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00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:30,412
HAVE DOC CHECK YOU OUT.
I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF IT.

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IF YOU INSIST, DUKE.

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-TOMORROW?
-OKAY.

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AH, YES.

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OUR SPY HAS TRANSMITTED
THE JOES' SECURITY CODE.

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MY RATTLERS WILL NOW PENETRATE
THE JOE DEFENSES WITH EASE.

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THE LASER GUIDANCE SYSTEM
WILL SOON BE MINE.

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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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COBRA COMMANDER, I DEMAND
TO KNOW YOUR PLAN.

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OUR AGREEMENT SPECIFIES THAT
I SUPPLY ALL YOUR WEAPONRY.

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I DID NOT VIOLATE
OUR AGREEMENT, DESTRO.

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00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,274
AND AS FOR MY PLAN,
YOU WILL SEE IT

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WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD DOES --
TOMORROW!

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BREAKER,
RATTLERS COMING IN FAST!

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HOW DID THEY GET BY
OUR EARLY-WARNING SYSTEM?

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A COBRA SPY MUST HAVE
GOTTEN OUR NEW CODE!

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MOBILIZE AIR DEFENSE.
SCRAMBLE THE SkyStrikers.

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[ ALARM BLARING ]
ROGER!

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HEY!

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00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,382
WELL, EXCU-U-SE ME!

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Breaker: LADY JAYE'S
ON THEIR TAIL.

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WHAT ABOUT
THE OTHER SkyStrikers?

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00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,533
OUT OF COMMISSION.
LADY JAYE'S OUR ONLY HOPE.

229
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:52,059
LADY JAYE: Duke, I have them
in my -- oh, no.

230
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,539
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S WRONG?

231
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,759
Two Rattlers
behind me, Duke!

232
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,152
I can't shake them.

233
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,589
I'm hit!
Engine's on fire!

234
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:04,549
Controls locked!
I'm falling into the sea!

235
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,248
PULL UP, LADY JAYE!
PULL UP!

236
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,337
LADY JAYE!

237
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,776
SHE -- SHE'S GONE.

238
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:16,997
GET EVERY AVAILABLE JOE TO
THE BRIEFING ROOM ON THE DOUBLE!

239
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:20,261
ESPECIALLY QUICK KICK.

240
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,654
LADY JAYE'S SkyStriker
WENT DOWN.

241
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,221
WE MAY HAVE LOST HER.

242
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,397
DEEP SIX IS HEADING
THE SEARCH OPERATION.

243
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,922
COBRA GOT
OUR NEW SECURITY CODE.

244
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:32,229
OUR LASER GUIDANCE SYSTEM
HAS ALSO BEEN STOLEN.

245
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:36,016
WE HAD A VISITOR TONIGHT
WHO OVERHEARD OUR DEFENSE CODES

246
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:39,062
AND SAW WHERE THE GUIDANCE
SYSTEM WAS KEPT.

247
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,630
QUICK KICK,
THE SPY IS AMBER.

248
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,719
I WANT HER HERE NOW.

249
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,590
[ SIGHS ]

250
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,070
LIKE MAE WEST SAID,

251
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:51,640
WHEN WOMEN GO WRONG,
MEN GO RIGHT AFTER THEM.

252
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,598
I THOUGHT THOSE TWO
HAD SOMETHING GOING.

253
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:54,861
DOESN'T HE CARE
THAT SHE --

254
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:57,167
YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT THE TYPE
TO SHOW IT.

255
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,429
ALL RIGHT.

256
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,431
THE SkyStrikers WILL BE
AIRWORTHY BY DAWN.

257
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,782
THAT'S WHEN WE HIT COBRA.

258
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,702
[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]

259
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,269
SAY, YOU'RE AMBER'S GUY.

260
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,315
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
A BROTHER

261
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,926
WITH SHOULDERS LIKE YOURS,
WOULD YOU?

262
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,580
NO, A SISTER.

263
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,147
WHERE'S AMBER?

264
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,976
IN OUR ROOM, I GUESS.

265
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,805
AMBER'S WOULD BE
THE ONLY NEAT BED.

266
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,241
HOW EMBARRASSING.

267
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,983
HEY, YOUR TELEPHONE-ANSWERING
MACHINE LIGHT IS ON.

268
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:33,377
SOMETIMES SHE LEAVES US
MESSAGES WHEN SHE GOES OUT.

269
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:34,770
PLAY IT FOR ME,
WILL YOU?

270
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,119
SURE.

271
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,426
SANDY, THIS IS AMBER.

272
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:41,429
I'M HEADING FOR SNAKE ISLAND.

273
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,039
IF QUICK KICK SHOWS UP,

274
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:47,174
DON'T LET HIM KNOW
WHERE I'VE GONE.

275
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:50,481
I'M AFRAID THE JOES
THINK I'M A COBRA SPY.

276
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:54,659
I HAVE TO PROVE I'M NOT.

277
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:57,532
THE ONLY WAY I CAN THINK OF
TO ELIMINATE ANY DOUBT

278
00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:01,841
IS TO GET INSIDE THE COBRA BASE
AND SMASH IT BY MYSELF.

279
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,756
WISH ME LUCK.

280
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,587
I'M GONNA NEED IT.

281
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,546
AMBER!

282
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:16,290
THERE, DESTRO --
THE ULTIMATE LASER.

283
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,336
WITH THE JOE LASER GUIDANCE
SYSTEM FITTED INSIDE,

284
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,382
I AM READY TO PROCEED.

285
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,514
PROCEED WITH WHAT?

286
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,343
WATCH AND SEE
FOR YOURSELF.

287
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,744
COBRA COMMANDER,
AN INTRUDER!

288
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,441
SEIZE HER!

289
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,232
YOU.

290
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:48,017
ME?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

291
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,715
I BELONG HERE, AMBER.

292
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:53,849
I WORK FOR COBRA.

293
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:11,127
LADY JAYE,
YOU'RE A COBRA AGENT?

294
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:14,478
I AM,
BUT I'M NOT LADY JAYE.

295
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,306
YOU MAY CALL ME...

296
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:20,049
THE BARONESS,
AND CALL YOURSELF A FOOL.

297
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:23,400
BECAUSE THE JOES THOUGHT
YOU WERE THE SPY,

298
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:27,752
THEY NEVER SAW ME STEAL
THEIR LASER GUIDANCE SYSTEM.

299
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,276
[ LAUGHS ]

300
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,674
Quick Kick: SNAKE ISLAND.
WHERE'S AMBER?

301
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:39,851
THERE IT IS.
I FOUND OUR BOAT.

302
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,639
UGH! OH!

303
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:47,207
Lady Jaye: LOOKS LIKE
WE HAVE A NEW GUEST.

304
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,644
LADY JAYE?

305
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,428
DO YOU KNOW
THIS YOUNG LADY, GUNG-HO?

306
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,908
I NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE.

307
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,215
I'M AMBER, A FRIEND
OF QUICK KICK.

308
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:58,131
COBRA COMMANDER'S ABOUT
TO DO SOMETHING TERRIBLE

309
00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,784
WITH A LASER MACHINE.

310
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:03,266
WELL, THEN, WE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE, FAST.

311
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:06,400
[ GROANING ]

312
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,315
IT'S NO USE.

313
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,621
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE A HACKSAW ON YOU?

314
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:14,625
NO, BUT IF QUICK KICK
CAN DO IT, SO CAN I.

315
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,801
HYAH!

316
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:20,327
BARONESS, WHAT IS THIS PLAN
OF THE COMMANDER'S?

317
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,199
I DON'T KNOW.
HE WILL TELL ME NOTHING.

318
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,734
Cobra Commander:
WATCH NOW, EVERYONE.

319
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:41,478
TODAY IS V-DAY --
"V" FOR VICTORY!

320
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:47,006
VERY SOON, THE WHOLE WORLD
WILL SEE THE POWER OF COBRA!

321
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:55,840
COMMANDER, I DEMAND TO KNOW
THE MEANING OF THIS AT ONCE!

322
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:59,714
SEE FOR YOURSELF, DESTRO.

323
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,719
OVER THERE, LOOK!
AN INTRUDER!

324
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,068
UH-OH.

325
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:09,071
HAVE A NICE TRIP.

326
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,638
BE SURE TO WRITE.

327
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,728
AMBER,
ARE YOU IN HERE?!

328
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,167
WHERE IS SHE?

329
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,952
STOP HIM
BEFORE HE RUINS MY PLAN!

330
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,346
HE'S HERE FOR THE GIRL
WE CAPTURED.

331
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:27,089
THEN AMBER'S HERE.
SHE'S STILL ALIVE.

332
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:30,049
NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW,
YOU SNAKES.

333
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:34,140
I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN
COMES TOGETHER!

334
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,149
HOW DO YOU TURN
THIS FOOL THING ON?

335
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:47,066
[ Imitating James Cagney ]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

336
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,068
YOU GOT ME, YOU DIRTY RATS.

337
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:52,201
I WOULDN'T MAKE JOKES
IF I WERE YOU.

338
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,073
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT SCREEN.

339
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:58,251
NO LONGER WILL PEOPLE SEE
THE MAN IN THE MOON EACH NIGHT.

340
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,731
INSTEAD THEY'LL SEE MY FACE

341
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,995
AND KNOW THAT COBRA
IS UNDEFEATABLE!

342
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,171
OH, NO!

343
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,956
THIS IS YOUR BRILLIANT
SCHEME, COMMANDER?

344
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,567
YOU'VE WASTED MILLIONS
ON THIS --

345
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,135
THIS COSMIC GRAFFITI?!

346
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,707
HEY, WHERE ARE
THE OTHER PRISONERS?

347
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:22,536
OH. THEY GOT BORED
AND LEFT.

348
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:25,104
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
LEFT?

349
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,237
WHERE THE DEVIL
ARE THEY?

350
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,676
THIS SHOULD COME
IN HANDY.

351
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:33,938
SHALL WE BE GOING?

352
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,116
Cobra Commander:
OBSERVE.

353
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,857
EACH NIGHT,
THE FACE OF TERROR

354
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:43,557
WILL SHINE UPON EVERY NATION
OF THE GLOBE!

355
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:47,213
HOLD IT! NOBODY MOVES,
AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

356
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,040
AMBER, YOU'RE ALIVE!

357
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,217
YOU CAME FOR ME?

358
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,175
WELL, I HAD
NOTHING ELSE TO DO.

359
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,656
THERE WERE NO GOOD MOVIES
PLAYING, SO I --

360
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:58,876
STOP THEM!
DESTROY THEM!

361
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,883
BETTER HANG ON TO THIS.
I MIGHT NEED IT.

362
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,714
DESTRO!
WAIT FOR ME!

363
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,107
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!

364
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,370
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
FOLLOW THEM!

365
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,462
YOU'RE A FOOL, COMMANDER.

366
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,334
IF NOT
FOR YOUR MAD SCHEME,

367
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,553
WE WOULD STILL CONTROL
SNAKE ISLAND.

368
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,815
UGH!

369
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,166
EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME!

370
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,474
DON'T WORRY,
WE'LL HEAD THEM OFF.

371
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,520
GO GET THEM,
QUICK KICK!

372
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,264
THE FOOL'S FOLLOWING US.
SPLIT UP.

373
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,529
YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED
WITH THE OTHERS.

374
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,704
AND MISS ALL THE ACTION?

375
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,446
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WITH YOU, AMBER?

376
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,969
QUICK KICK, WATCH OUT!

377
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:51,799
SAY YOUR PRAYERS,
LOVEBIRDS.

378
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,670
Quick Kick:
OUR DRAGONFLY IS HIT!

379
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,460
[ SIGHS ]

380
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:04,115
THIS MUST BE HEAVEN.
I'M IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL.

381
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:08,424
YOU SOON WILL BE
IF WE DON'T RUN LIKE THE DEVIL.

382
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,994
QUICK KICK!
SNAKES!

383
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,823
THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT TO FACE
WHEN YOU'RE A G.I. JOE.

384
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,825
DON'T MOVE.
I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A SECOND.

385
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:20,784
I THINK I FINALLY GOT
THIS THING FIGURED OUT.

386
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,271
OH, QUICK KICK!

387
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,968
NOT YET, AMBER!
LOOK!

388
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,583
HEY, SkyStrikers!

389
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,846
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

390
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:41,805
IT LOOKS LIKE WE SHOWED UP
JUST IN TIME.

391
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:48,595
COBRA COMMANDER, DESTRO,
AND BARONESS FLEW THE COOP,

392
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:51,293
BUT WE GOT THEIR WEAPONS
AND THEIR MEN.

393
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:54,992
SORRY WE PEGGED YOU
FOR A COBRA SPY, AMBER.

394
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,256
I CERTAINLY GAVE YOU
REASON ENOUGH.

395
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,605
I DID EVERYTHING WRONG.

396
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,390
WELL, AMBER, IF YOU
STILL WANT TO BE A JOE,

397
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,087
WE'D BE PROUD
TO HAVE YOU.

398
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:06,308
OH, I DO,
MORE THAN ANYTHING!

399
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,789
BUT I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH
EXCITEMENT FOR A WHILE.

400
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:11,095
MAYBE AFTER I FINISH SCHOOL?

401
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,794
ANYTIME, AMBER.
ANYTIME.

402
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:16,449
-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!

403
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:19,016
I DID A LITTLE FIX-UP WORK
ON THE MOON

404
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,757
WITH COBRA'S LASER MACHINE.

405
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,368
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

406
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,892
[ Imitating Bette Davis ] OH,
JERRY, DON'T ASK FOR THE MOON.

407
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,285
WE HAVE THE STARS.

408
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,243
JERRY? WHO'S JERRY?

409
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,853
[ Normal voice ]
I'M DOING BETTE DAVIS

410
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,551
FROM THE MOVIE
"NOW, VOYAGER."

411
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:32,639
HUH?

412
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,162
OH, QUICK KICK.

413
00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:36,904
WHAT AM I GOING
TO DO WITH YOU?